ive really been a slackmotherfucker this week and i really wasnt that busy or anything. i just really wasnt in the mood to do anything other than sit on my back porch, have a few beers and watch the kids frolick/fight in their little kiddie pool. hopefully next week ill be back on track, or maybe not.
admittedly, i do not like kiss nor do i understand their popularity, but what we have here, kiss related, is comedy gold. a fan, and god love him, took the time to find some quality paul stanley stage banter, and thankfully edit out the songs. so what you have here is just snippets of mr stanley doing what mr stanley does. his interaction with the crowd is so freakin ridiculous that its brilliant. its the same shit every night just different cities. not everything here is all that funny, but if you listen to it from front to back, you begin to sense a pattern, which is pretty damn funny. there are 70 tracks to this thing, and here’s just a few. find the zip/rar file below.
hey toronto
for all the little girls out there
we like alcohol
vodka and orange juice
there’s only one city i wrote a song about
my uzi of ooze
dont drink and drive
its getting hot
richmond, i love you
we got meters
we got some animals?
glug
are you people?
EDIT: FOR PEOPLE OF METAFILTER, I PUT THE ZIP BACK UP FOR YA… ENJOY!
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Consistantly awesome!!
Hilarious stuff. I’m pretty sure i’ve read on numerous occasions that they don’t even drink.
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holy cow! awesome! haha!
KISS’ relationship with their fan-base, The KISS Army, is one of the more abusive in the Entertainment industry (Perhaps, Jimmy Buffett and his legion of Parrot-Heads is a close 2nd).
The marketing team behind KISS will do almost anything to get that base to shell out their bucks for retread-after-retread of the same old songs or ridiculous “collectibles”. It’s pathetic, it makes me sick and I’m calling “Dr. Love”!
yeah there is no shame in their marketing tactics. i love that they have a kiss army coffin. btw, neil congrats on your nuptials!
haha! thanks, gregor!!!
Brillitant!
I thought I was the only one who LMAO at those. Thanks for the awesome page. For years “vodka and o.j.” was my party impersination that could make anyone spit out their drink.
Long live you,
JT
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Give Kiss a chance. Come on…
jim, no, never!