frank smith and gary gnu


nothing exciting to report from hq this morning.? intern steve is back in the hospital recovering from the chest and head wounds he suffered due to his car being a piece of shit.? i am looking into getting an extra hot intern coming up for the summer, i will provide photos.

frank smith is band that i cant decide if i really dig or dont care to much about.? after looking at their press photos and then listening to their sound, i dont hear 7 people.? maybe my ear is getting a little rusty in my old age, but i dont know.? fishbone had that many people but you sure as hell could tell.

frank smith, which there is actually no frank smith in the band, has a new record out called red on white.

frank smith on myspace

apocalypse circa: now

the snakes in the trees

pontiac grill

braid and the creepy chevette

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intern steve was both shot and stabbed today. he and his girlfriend were doing some illegal street racing this afternoon and apparently he made a bet that his car could not cash. he drives an 83 chevy chevette. sure he’s done some slight modifications, but those were mostly the exterior. its the color of bondo right now, and it also has two racing stripes down the middle of it. here is a picture i took of it last year. the weird thing is, is that he is actually in the car and i dont know what he’s doing. so, it makes it kinda creepy.

one band that i used to love in the nineties was champaign-urbana’s braid. unfortunately, i dont think they get the credit they deserve in helping define a certain musical landscape that is still prevalent today. i think their stuff still sounds really fresh, and not dated at all.

do you love coffee?

killing a camera

please drive faster

some guy from kenya and the loving spoonful


wow, that was a night!

intern steve was relased from the hospital today and of course the first place he goes is the captainsdead hq. when we saw his car pullup we went into stealth mode and pretended like we werent here. while he was incapacitated i had the locks changed and i also entered his name and personal information into every non legit looking website. he’s gonna get a real kick outta that one. he also should be getting a call from some guy kenya that needed help getting some money outta a us trust fund. apparently all this guy needs is like 50k and intern steve would get like 500k. it sounds like this guy really needs the help, so i figured what the hell.

so here we finish up the spoon rarities bonanza.

mary roachford

roller coaster


stay dont go

the way we get by

life without computers review

I don?t know about you, but I seem to have quite a bit of free time on my hands. Couple that fact with being a music junkie to the highest degree, I find myself browsing myspace for what seems to be hours on end. The number of musicians with ?spaces? on myspace is absolutely mind numbing. Are there that many clubs or basements in the world to fill this staggering amount of musicians with? It?s a question for the ages. For those that ponder these types of questions, like myself, it?s like trying to figure out where the universe ends. It truly is akin a never-ending math equation.

To be realistic, for every one thousand bands, one of them might make a livable wage. I know, I know, it?s not about that all mighty dollar; it?s about the art, the passion to create, etc. I think anyone would be lying if they said that they didn?t want to make at least something off their craft, and making out with someone at the local Denny?s after the gig doesn?t count.

There are bands that should be huge, see Centro-matic, and then there are bands that sound huge. Boston?s The Bleedin Bleedins satisfies both categories. Their self-released debut Life Without Computers is a tour de force of summer time driving-with-the-top-down-singing-at-the-top-your-lungs ditties. (Wow! That was a mouthful.) Think early U2 anthems combined with The Killers rock n? hip shake and you have The Bleedin Bleedins. As far as sounding huge, they put out a racket that seems much bigger than their 3-piece status would lead the listener to believe.

Usually, it?s been my experience that records such as this contain 86% filler. While there maybe a couple of memorable ?singles? the rest of the album seems much like an after thought, made strictly to get the chicks and to get some radio play. That?s one of the reasons I typically stay away from disposable type records. Luckily, Life Without Computers is a record with nary an ounce of filler.

Filler or no, Life Without Computers does suffer in some areas. A bit of sameness runs throughout the record. It’s sometimes difficult to distinguish between tracks. There is not much difference in tone or pacing, and lead Bleedin, Mike Coen, seems to play it safe and doesn?t stretch his vocal range to often. When he does though, he has a nice set of pipes. Hopefully with each successive record, they will grow their sound in the range of instruments used. MP3s and up to date information on the band can be found on thier Myspace profile.

Will Life Without Computers be 2006?s feel good record of the summer or linger in some state of perpetual obscurity? It would be a shame if the latter occurs, because there are much worse ways, or records, that you could devote 40 minutes of your life to. All I know is that The Bleedin Bleedins have made a strong case for not ending up making out with chicks in their local Denny?s any time soon.

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when all else fails bust out the centro-matic


the captainsdead mascot, the wee lad

we here at are pretty buzzed at the moment, both on beer – sweetwater IPA – and on love.? i am a sentimental fuck and for that reason i must confess that after 8 years i still am in love with my bride.? she puts up with my wiley ways and always has an encouraging word and outlook no matter the situation.

so, as the title suggests i am busting out a centro-matic themed megapost.
triggers and trash heaps

flashes and cables

argonne limit co

smelling medicinal

st. augustine

murder of tides

janitorial on channel fall

glacial slurs

ninety secretaries down

most everyone will find

huge in every city

the bestbuy saga and over the rhine


we here at have been fighting with bestbuy all morning and it seems into the afternoon. the hq fridge is dead, going on two weeks, and while normally would not be a problem, our wee lad has probably had it up to here with graham crackers and cheese doodles. it also doesnt lend itself to having the ability to preserve milk very well. damn you, bestbuy!

fate is a funny thing, me thinks. in the captainsdead inbox just moments ago was a friend request from the ohio based, Over the Rhine. it just so happens that i was listening to their beautiful and sprawling record, ohio, just last evening. talk about an emotional record, you get the sense that there is some tug of war going on. maybe its just me? much like their upcoming tour mates, and recent captainsdead featured artist, hem, over the rhine’s lead singer karin bergquist has a most exquisite voice that could melt the heart of any man. plus, being the shallow bastard that i am, she’s quite attractive.

flown free – rare OtR tune

thank you my angel

all i need

be their friend, wont you?

side note: to the person who googled “large breasted black women” and found us, thanks. it made me laugh.

albino bowler, steve update, and spooning

its funny, sometimes messed up situations can bring about great accomplishments. take intern steve, for instance, he was in what looked like a pretty bad spot. sure, i was responsible for putting him in the hospitable, without insurance, and i still am not that crazy about him, personally. given his situation, he did what any other red blooded american would do – he made some lemonade outta those damn lemons. he went and got himself an asian girlfriend.

as it turns out this spoon festival will probably last a few more episodes. make sure you stay tuned for some other rare stuff from other killer bands within the coming weeks.

you gotta feel it

all the pretty girls..


jonathon fisk II